Monday, 23 April 2007

burn the house down

jeez.. i havent blog anything since like forever.. sorry for that.! from this day onward, i promise myself to blog more often *i don't say it everyday* lol.

neway, yesterday was awful... it's just killing me..!

i had this accident last night.
i felt so hungry.. well not that hungry, but really felt to munch something. hence, i decided to toast a bread. as usual, i put the level "light dark" ---> if you noe what i meant. anyway, as i was really impatient to wait for the bread to 'pop' by itself, i pressed the button that make it 'pop'.
when i checked it, it didn't really come out as what i want, to be crunchy and everything.
then i put it inside again. but the thing was, i forgot to set the level to "light".

i left the kitchen back to my room. i was chatting and surfing the internet. then i heard the thing 'pop'. then i merged myself out of my room as i was really hungry. but then, i saw the bread turned to black.. as in reallyyy....black.

the stupid thing was, i laughed about it,i even showed the bread to steve. at that time, i didn't realize that there's a smoke inside the room. as i realized that, i hurried myself to open the window. but it was too late.. the goddamn fire alarm, IT RANG!!!!! it was ringing so hard til' i couldn't even hear what people saying.

Steve, his sister and his dad, merged all the way to the living room, the front door and also the back door.. openn all the things.( i meant door! lol) as i was busy 'waving' a piece of paper to -at least- drove the smoke away. But the stupid alarm didn't care. it kept on ringing for about 5 mins. shit, that was the longest 5 mins in my entire life
as i'm 'waving' the paper, my thought started to wandering around. thinking about the fire brigade finally come to the house because of the false alarm that i caused. and for sure i'll spend a lot on it... i couldn't think clearly. i kept on saying "sorry" to everyone. esp. steve's dad! i felt so guilty...... it's not that i literally burned the house down, it's just because the thrill i have caused to their peaceful evening. lol.
and the thing is, they forgot where the HECK they kept the manual..... and steve started to call his brother-in-law, which apparently forgot the code... and i started to panicking even more...

But then, FINALLY, miracle happened.. they found the manual!!! *yaayy*
they put the code in, then it stopped!

now you can see how long 5 mins is!!!

now, i'm totally a piece of joke..!! they even laughed at me after that. well that's good then. they didn't scold me or anything!! lol.. THANK GODD!!!!!

i promised myself. i won't touch that bloody TOASTER! lol.

*that's the stupid bread*

*that's the stupid fire alarm*
why can you be so freaking sensitive?? idiot!


*--after this incident happened, i chat with michael"gay", and tell him everything! the thing is, never tell him anything, even when you're at the verge of suicide. you'll freaking kill yourself.! talking to him, it's just pointless, and it really wont help you much. i have to admit sometimes, he's kinda sweet and stuff, he's the clown... but sometimes, you just wanna kill youself when he's around. he's a PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!! and he's GAY! he's trying to steal every girl's boyfriend. incl. minE!!--* p.s i love michelle better!


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha gw ktawa2 nihhh bego banget ahhhhhh

.denise said...

duu maluu..... jgn ketawa deh.
gw tuu serasa ky ce yg baru dtg dr outer space, yg gktau technology. lol

Mike-revolution said...

U heard of the song "Catch my Disease"? U have certainly caught some of mine...May be u hang around me too much lately, resulting in loss of intelligence and increases ur stupidity by 5 times what u were!!!

I admit, in times of trouble I am really not the rite person you'd look for if ur trying to find help or solution, but in times of boredom... Come! "Let meeee ENTERTAIN U"

Seriously man! Never ever ask me to go camping or holidays if it includes u, this time u burn bread...who knows whats NEXT? LOL

JOKES lah, everyone makes mistakes, at least ur rate is not as high as me committing spelling mistakes!

*Advice: if u want to make Steve like ur puppy doll, like have complete control over him, thats solution, Ask Jane! She will share with u her "1001 ways how to slave your boyfriend".

.denise said...

ya i think you influence me quite a lot.! with the idiotic and everything. no wonder i failed finance. the other day i studied finance with you....

ahh now i noe, why i failed...!
should see you LESS often. hahah
but can't help it.. need ENTERTAINMENT!

well next time i wont burn the bread. i'll burn YOU! lol..

you spelling mistakes just wayyy.........beyond belief as a human being! oopss, forgot. you're retarded. so no wonder! hahha

i wont make steve my puppy doll. but surely i ask her to IMPLEMENT it on you! lol. thanks for the advise anyway...

Anonymous said...

duh temen lo bawel amat den ! hahahaha

Mike-revolution said...

ITs alrite, Im always willing to offer my valuble Advices, u know on anything, food, clothes, drinks, wtever...The thing is should u trust my Advice? E.g some advices u shouldnt trust is "my sense of direction" take u across the road, then back though Blue buliding and end up in the Machu food place which is simply only 10 seconds walk from where we were! LOL

But i can surly give u accurate and effective advices on "1001 ways of how to make a Fool of yourself!"

.denise said...

maav ya bitch!! tmn gw ini baru di lepas dr kebon binatang, jd agak gk ke control deh. lol!!

liying said...

my god ur bread is soooo black! HANGUS! hahahahahha...

.denise said...

ya HANGUS!! ahhaha. no wonder right??? i told you, i even laughed about it! haha... and after the alarm went off, my whole face turn pale! haha