Thursday, 1 February 2007

proof that men are worse than girls

first we state that man needs time, money, girls and sex.

so, Men = time x money x girls x sex

And as we all know "time is money"

Time = Money

Therefore :
Men = Money x Money x Girls x Sex

and we all know men want girls as much as possible, because they want to have sex as many as they can.
for them:
Girls = sex

As for men's proof that "Girls = Evil"

means.. Evil = Sex

Therefore :
Men = Money2 x Evil2

And because money is the root of all evil.

Therefore:
Men = Evil x Evil2
= Evil3

Men's proof : girls = evil

Girl's proof : men = evil3

so we are forced to conclude that men are worse than girls.

proof that girls are e.v.i.l

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

and as we all know that "time is money"

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money x Money = Money2

And because money is "the root of all evil"

Therefore :

Girls = Evil

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

Bondi's big chill over - for now

Sydney beachgoers were given a welcome relief from an icy summer of swimming, when warm water returned to the coast. Now we can call it SUMMER. the weather was gay a month ago. but lately it has been so good, instead of the gay sun!! arghh, everything so gay. plus my wallet also gone.. ! stop!!

oh, the water temperature shot up like o fever overnight. it was around 21C, plus the sun shine so brightt!! and foremost, it's HOT!
The weather's hot and cold this summer so far, now the water's doing the same, so its pretty weird. Most ppl say that cold water at the beach is not uncommon during summer in Sydney but it generally passes in a few days. and what does make this unusual is how long it's lasted.
The sudden arrival of more pleasant swimming conditions was due to southerly winds blowing the warm water back to shore, but forecasters say the welcome sea change will be brief.

have fun. enjoy the summer!!

Shark partly swallowed diver

Diver partly swallowed by shark

Tuesday Jan 23 17:25 AEDT

An abalone diver told rescuers he was partly swallowed head-first by a Great White Shark in an attack off the NSW far south coast, but managed to fight his way free, suffering a broken nose and bite marks around the chest.

Diver Eric Nerhus, 41, was underwater with his 25-year-old son and other divers off Cape Howe, near Eden, when the 3m shark attacked.

Rescuers earlier mistakenly reported his age as 25.

"He stated that he was head-first into the shark," a spokeswoman for Snowy Hydro SouthCare rescue service said after airlifting the diver to hospital.

"When he came to us he was conscious and alert but had a broken nose and lacerations to both sides of his torso and chest — bite marks all the way around," the spokeswoman said.

Nerhus told fellow divers he didn't see the shark coming as the water was so dirty that visibility was severely limited.

"It was black. He didn't see it coming, but he felt the bite and then started getting shaken, and that's when he knew he was in the mouth of the shark," said local diver Michael Mashado.

The shark bit Nerhus around the head first, crushing his face mask and breaking his nose, fellow diver and friend Dennis Luobikis said.

"He was actually bitten by the head...the shark swallowed his head," said Luobikis, adding a second bite by the shark saw it clench its jaw around Nerhus' torso.

"The brunt of the bite was taken by his lead-weight vest. Its all over your torso. Eric said to me at the wharf that his weight vest saved him," he said.

Abalone divers spend sometimes 6 to 8 hours underwater and use lead weight vests, not lead belts, to stay down. The vests spread the lead weight across the body, minimising back strain.

Nerhus fought frantically to free himself from the shark's jaws and was eventually pulled back aboard his boat by his son.

"He pushed his abalone chisel into its head while it was biting and it let him go and swam away," said Luobikis.

Luobikis said it was a miracle his friend had lived.

"Eric is a tough boy, he's super fit. But I would say that would test anyone's resolve, being a fish lunch," he said.

Attacks by Great White Sharks are usually fatal because of the massive size of the predators, which breed in Australia's cold southern waters, and the sheer force of their bites.

Sharks, including Great Whites, are protected in Australia.

Australia has had a number of shark attacks in the past year.

In December, a surfer off the southern coast survived an attack with minor injuries, while a 15-year-old boy swimming off a remote southwest beach had his leg bitten.

Last January, a scuba diver off the Western Australian city of Perth survived an attack by a Great White after fighting it off with his speargun and then his hands.

A 21-year-old woman died last January after she was attacked by three sharks while swimming off an island on Australia's northeast coast. She lost both forearms and suffered wounds to the legs and torso.

Monday, 22 January 2007

my last day with my new JAG wallet. =(

it was 20 January 2007. me and my friends, were planning to meet up for a study group at the UTS library.
around 9 o'clock , I arrived at Li ying's apartement. we went for swimming, and went inside the steam room, which is so damn hot! i cant even breath! lol
it was fun. around 11 we packed up and left the apartement. we actually planned to get a bus to the city. but the bus didnt come. so we started to walk, and li ying show me a place name Kepos St (kepo = busy body. kepos = busy bodies!) that's lame.! lol. but i found it so funny. this place has a king!!...

but the view is quite good. it has the yellowish tree.. great neighbourhood! it's perfect.!

it even has a cute houses...

i like this one, but i didn't realize that the owner of the house was walking behind me! lol..

"i'm the new garbage girl.. "

i lost my purse!!! i'm not gonna talk bout it nemore!! no...
i want my purse backk..

p.s.
who ever find my wallet pleasee give it back to me! i'll pay you!!!!!

my friends are gay!!

"they love each other!!" lol.
it happened at Management class (which is the most fun class ever! and we no longer have it for next semester! huh). well, Lee wasn't around, so we owned the class. lol!
and suddenly, here comes michael and gunawan (they're gay!!). Michael told us, that he want to proposed Gunawan, since he fell so much in love with gunawan.
he even made a paper ring. aww so sweet.!

ok, here's the story :
after a while, gunawan enter the class room. and sat at the back row...
i turned off the light, and Michael walked towards him. He bowed down!!!!!
"Gunawan, can you accept this?? we've been together for such a long time. why dont we make a possible ending for us??" Michael said.
"unless you give me 2 grant, i'll do it! hey dont get any near to me! 2 meters!!!"

"you are my sunshine gunawan. please accept me. i want you to brighten up my day! i beg you dear. accept my paper ring.."

"dont be so cheap! i wont accept it. unless you give me a 24 carat gold ring!!"

"i promise i'll give it to you later. just take it!"

after several attempts .......

"Gunawan love, please marry me... "

finally, he accept it.. yay!!